The Bitchy Waiter Shoe Giveaway

Need new shoes? You're in the right place.

Need new shoes? You’re in the right place.

 

It’s time for a Bitchy Waiter contest with wonderful extravagant prizes! However, since I don’t have any wonderful extravagant prizes, I am going to give away a brand new pair of work shoes instead. The people at Shoes For Crews have given me a coupon code for one pair of shoes from their website and I am going to give that coupon code to one lucky winner. That’s right, one lucky person gets to go to Shoes For Crews and pick out a luxurious pair of shoes and have them delivered to their home for absolutely free. I myself wear a pair of shoes from them and I find them to be quite fine. If you are one of those people who do not like Shoes For Crews, then don’t enter the fucking contest. It’s that simple. People will submit a photo of their shoes and then we will vote to see which pair seems to be in the worst shape and in most need of replacing. Here is how it will work:

  1. Take a picture of your crappy ass shoes. In the picture, the words “The Bitchy Waiter” must be seen on a piece of paper. This is so people can’t find any old picture on the Internet of some beat up shoes and claim them as their own. Make sense? Here is what I mean:

    Yes, those are really my shoes...

    Yes, those are really my shoes…

  2. Email the pictures by CLICKING HERE. Put “SHOES” in the subject line. Only send ONE photo. Don’t send me three artistic shots that you want me to choose from. Make sure I know your name. Do not Photoshop “The Bitchy Waiter” onto the photo; it must be in the photo. The deadline is Sunday September 28th at midnight EST.
  3. If you don’t give me your name or follow the rules, I won’t bother posting your photo. Sorry.
  4. After I get all of the submissions, I will put the photos into an album on the Bitchy Waiter Facebook page. That album will be posted on Wednesday October 1st whenever I get my lazy ass out of bed and get around to doing it.
  5. Once the album is up, I will ask people to click “like” on the photo of the shittiest pair of shoes. This will be your chance to share the photo of your shitty shoes so you can get people to vote for you.
  6. The photo with the most “likes” by Friday October 10th at 8:30 AM EST will win.
  7. I will announce the winner on Saturday or Sunday, although anyone can just look and see who has the most “likes” to determine the winner themselves. It ain’t that complicated.
  8. The winner will be contacted by me via their email address. In the event of a tie, my staff and I will determine the winner based on which pair of shoes looks the most tired.

Just so you know, this is not a sponsored post by Shoes For Crews. I asked them if I could have some free shoes for a contest and they were all, “Yeah, I guess so…” I think it will be fun and I cannot wait to see what sad shoes you bitches send me pictures of. Be creative and have fun. Just make sure that you are holding something that says “The Bitchy Waiter” on it. The photo can be of just your shoes or you in the shoes or whatever you need to do to get people to vote for your photo.

 

Thanks!!

 

 

 

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