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The Crazy Mashed Potato Lady

Maybe there was a full moon or maybe some neighborhood insane asylum left the back door open last week because we had a couple of crazy bitches come into the …
The Bitchy Waiter January 22, 2015
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The Worst Tip on God’s Green Earth

There is no server in the world who wants to get a piece of literature expounding the wonders of Eternal Life with Jesus Christ our Savior, especially when that piece …
The Bitchy Waiter January 17, 2015
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This Manager Has Officially “Had It”

Anyone who works in a restaurant has to endure the occasional “mandatory meeting” where your manager will gather you all around to discuss the need for arriving to work on …
The Bitchy Waiter January 2, 2015
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The Little Girl Needs It Bad

This is the story of an adorable three-year old girl who came into my section and was unable to say her “r’s.” It got awkward. Dad arrives early at the …
The Bitchy Waiter December 30, 2014
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Mistletoe, Drones and TGI Friday’s Do Not Mix

Last week, a TGI Friday’s in Brooklyn launched what may be the dumbest idea in the history of holiday restaurant promotions. It’s called “Mobile Mistletoe” and it’s a remote-controlled drone …
The Bitchy Waiter December 15, 2014
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The Worst Customer Ever Gets Even Worse!

Yesterday, I posted an article about noted zit stain, Ben Edelman who had a freaking conniption when he was overcharged by $4 when he ordered some Chinese food online. Since …
The Bitchy Waiter December 11, 2014
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