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A Comment on Comments, the Crazy Bitch Edition

Having been on vacation for a while and being up to my bloodshot eyeballs in writing my book (it comes out Spring of 2016, so start saving your pennies, because …

The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2015

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted

This is just a quick note to let you know that I am on vacation in California for the next several days. It is highly doubtful I will find the …

The Bitchy Waiter April 3, 2015

The Most Disgusting Bus Boy in the World

When I worked at Black Eyed Pea in Houston Texas about a thousand years, I worked with a girl named Connie. We caught her eating leftover rolls and fried okra …

The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2015

This Is What A Desperate Bitchy Waiter Does

Hey, remember when I did an episode of the Tell The Bartender podcast a few weeks ago and it was great fun? I am just writing to let you know …

The Bitchy Waiter March 31, 2015

A Comment on Comments, Another “Get a Real Job” Edition

One would think that by now when someone leaves a negative comment on the blog or sends me a hateful email, I would be mature enough to let it roll …

The Bitchy Waiter March 27, 2015

Super Waitress Does Not Stand for a Dine and Dash

Another day, another dine and dash with a waitress trying to get her money. According to NBC Los Angeles, an Anaheim, California waitress/Wonder Woman named Maria Uriostegui had four losers …

The Bitchy Waiter March 25, 2015

$5000 Reward for (scummy, miserable, low-life) Dine and Dashers

There is no scum of the earth that is scummier than people who go into a restaurant and then skip out on the bill. No ifs ands or buts about …

The Bitchy Waiter March 19, 2015

Proof that Waiters and Waitresses Are Great People

Hello, My name is Guppy and I am a stuffed panda. My best friend in the whole entire world is a little girl named Hyra and I love her so …

The Bitchy Waiter March 18, 2015

All Ranch Dressing Restaurant to Open; Springs1 Explodes

Somewhere in this world, Springs1 just had to change her panties because she squirted all over them when she heard about a new restaurant opening in St Louis called Twisted …

The Bitchy Waiter March 17, 2015

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