College Student Too Broke To Tip
Dear Poor, Broke College Student, I know that tuition is expensive and so are books. I know that it can be hard to scrape together enough money to be able …
October 16, 2016
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October 16, 2016
Man Spends $20K a Year at BWW’s
A man named James S. recently made a shocking claim on a Yelp review for a Buffalo Wild Wings in San Diego. Actually, the review is full of surprising tidbits, …
October 14, 2016
Yet Another Server Nightmare
It happened again: I had a server nightmare and now my sheets are damp with cold sweat that smells like tequila, disappointment and bedroom funk. Why? Why must my subconscious …
October 13, 2016
Nope, Bacon is Not Free
In what world are people living where they think that extra food does not cost extra money? Sure, if you ask for extra napkins, they will be free. More ketchup? …
October 9, 2016
Kevin O. Leaves 1-Star Review for Stupidest of Reasons
If you know me, you know how much I enjoy finding some random asshole on Yelp who gave a 1-star rating to a restaurant for a stupid reason. I then …
October 7, 2016
And THIS is Why We Don’t Take Reservations
Dear Party of Nine Who Did Not Show Up: There is a reason we do not take reservations at my restaurant. You are it. You see, we are a really …
September 30, 2016
An Open Letter to the Meanest Person I Have Ever Had the Displeasure of Meeting
Dear Renee Glicker, I’m sure you don’t remember me, but unfortunately I remember you. Many years ago, when I was still auditioning and believing that one could make it on …
September 29, 2016
Luckiest Waiter Alive Got to Keep the Change
Earlier this week, Boris Klimpton got the tip of a life time. The 59-year-old career server who works at Parker’s Pub in Flushing Queens, had a life-changing moment when a …
September 29, 2016
Radio Host Pulls Off Most Hilarious Joke of All Time (Not)
Yesterday, superstar-celebrity, awesome, definitely not an asshole, radio host Dave Ryan of KDWB was seen in a video where he appeared to be mistreating a waitress at a restaurant. Understandably, …
September 28, 2016