Category: children

For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)

While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with unruly children. The picture …
The Bitchy Waiter July 26, 2010
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Boring Blog

Going back a few posts ago that I wrote about comments I have decided to take the advice of someone who suggested that I “grow up, have a family and …
The Bitchy Waiter June 29, 2010
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I Hate Kids, Part 378

Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants and …
The Bitchy Waiter June 26, 2010
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My Child, My Pet

Riding on the lovely 7 train yesterday, I spotted one of those mothers who thinks it’s a good idea to attach their child to a leash. However, the leash was …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2010
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Deep in the Heart of Texas

My vacation is over and I am back home safely ensconced in my tomb of comfort in New York City. I spent the last eleven days in Texas where the …
The Bitchy Waiter January 20, 2010
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We don’t like children

The restaurant I work in is not for children. I don’t like kids. Cute ones are not any better than ugly ones, they all suck. However, people have in their …
The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2008
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Yeah, we don’t have that

So this man came into my place of employment yesterday with his whore wife and their two whore children. They sat at a whore booth and let the kids play …
The Bitchy Waiter December 14, 2008
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You’re a horrible parent

So this lady drags her bratty ass children into the restaurant last week. “We’re from California,” she tells me like I am supposed to be all excited about it. Why …
The Bitchy Waiter December 8, 2008
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