The Bitchy Waiter

When you work at Cracker Barrel in South Carolina, I suppose you are prepared to serve all kinds of people who have injected cream gravy directly into their veins. It’s …

Dear Poor, Broke College Student, I know that tuition is expensive and so are books. I know that it can be hard to scrape together enough money to be able …

It happened again: I had a server nightmare and now my sheets are damp with cold sweat that smells like tequila, disappointment and bedroom funk. Why? Why must my subconscious …

In what world are people living where they think that extra food does not cost extra money? Sure, if you ask for extra napkins, they will be free. More ketchup? …