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Kevin O. Leaves 1-Star Review for Stupidest of Reasons

If you know me, you know how much I enjoy finding some random asshole on Yelp who gave a 1-star rating to a restaurant for a stupid reason. I then …
The Bitchy Waiter October 7, 2016
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And THIS is Why We Don’t Take Reservations

Dear Party of Nine Who Did Not Show Up: There is a reason we do not take reservations at my restaurant. You are it. You see, we are a really …
The Bitchy Waiter September 30, 2016
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An Open Letter to the Meanest Person I Have Ever Had the Displeasure of Meeting

Dear Renee Glicker, I’m sure you don’t remember me, but unfortunately I remember you. Many years ago, when I was still auditioning and believing that one could make it on …
The Bitchy Waiter September 29, 2016
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Luckiest Waiter Alive Got to Keep the Change

Earlier this week, Boris Klimpton got the tip of a life time. The 59-year-old career server who works at Parker’s Pub in Flushing Queens, had a life-changing moment when a …
The Bitchy Waiter September 29, 2016
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Radio Host Pulls Off Most Hilarious Joke of All Time (Not)

Yesterday, superstar-celebrity, awesome, definitely not an asshole, radio host Dave Ryan of KDWB was seen in a video where he appeared to be mistreating a waitress at a restaurant. Understandably, …
The Bitchy Waiter September 28, 2016
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