Rodents Rule the Roost

I have worked in a couple of restaurants that had their fair share of the Mickey Mouses. And the Ricky Rats. Every place has roaches, that is so no big …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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Monkey Waiters

So I always feel like waiting tables is something I can fall back on. Not just because it pays so amazingly well and I am so wonderful at it, but …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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Everyone is poor

I am so fucking sick of hearing that phrase preface almost every single thing that anyone talks about. “Because of the current economic situation, we will be eliminating the W …
The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2009
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To Do Or Not To Do, Part Deux

Our friendly neighborhood restaurateur, Bruce (of the Douchebags), has graced us with his wisdom once again in the continuation of his list of 100 things a server should never ever …
The Bitchy Waiter January 6, 2009
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FOUND: more bitchy waiters!

So while doing a little surfing on the world wide internets, I came across this website that is Queen Bitchy of the Bitchy Ass Websites. It is this site where …
The Bitchy Waiter December 31, 2008
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