Read the menu, asswipe

Sometimes people think that when they come into the restaurant they are in their own kitchen and I am their personal chef for the day. No bitch, that is not …
The Bitchy Waiter December 24, 2008
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Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi…who cares?

This lady sat in my booth yesterday and ordered a Diet Pepsi. I told her “oh we only have Diet Coke, is that okay?” thinking that of course it would …
The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2008
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What is that smell??

Have you ever been in a restaurant enjoying the company of good friends and savoring the taste of food that was made just for you when you are suddenly overcome …
The Bitchy Waiter December 22, 2008
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Bloody burger

So you know I hate serving kids, right? And mothers too? I really do, because they think that their kids are the only ones that matter in the whole entire …
The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2008
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Are you REALLY allergic to that?

You know what? If you don’t like something just say you don’t like it. I don’t for a minute buy that your ass is allergic to fucking celery. I almost …
The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2008
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