The Bitchy Waiter

This is totally un-waiter related but important nonetheless. You know the Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz that says “As coroner I must aver, I thouroughly examined her, and she’s …

Don’t get me wrong, I love old people. I love their AARP card-carrying, scooter-driving, blue-haired, polyester-wearing asses, but do they have to be so freakin’ slow? When I get to …

For the last few days I have been living high on the hog and eatin’ out fancy style. A few nights ago, I traveled out to Brooklyn to eat at …

As I sit here at my computer, I feel overcome with sadness and melancholy because after 173 posts and close to fifty bejillion hits over the last year and a …