Ancient History

Don’t get me wrong, I love old people. I love their AARP card-carrying, scooter-driving, blue-haired, polyester-wearing asses, but do they have to be so freakin’ slow? When I get to …
The Bitchy Waiter April 9, 2010
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Thai Food Good/Lip Liner Bad

For the last few days I have been living high on the hog and eatin’ out fancy style. A few nights ago, I traveled out to Brooklyn to eat at …
The Bitchy Waiter April 3, 2010
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The End

As I sit here at my computer, I feel overcome with sadness and melancholy because after 173 posts and close to fifty bejillion hits over the last year and a …
The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2010
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It’s an Art

From reading my blog, some people may gain the impression that I am ashamed of what I do for a living. Is it my ideal profession of choice? Fuck no. …
The Bitchy Waiter March 31, 2010
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