R.I.P. Ethel A. Smith

Is it creepy to let you know that I was reading the obituaries the other day? It’s not a regular kind of habit or anything that I have to sit …
The Bitchy Waiter March 31, 2010
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Must. Eat. Pie.

Does anyone else have their foot in their mouth so often that you have grown accustomed to the taste? Do you look at your toes as appetizers and your feet …
The Bitchy Waiter March 28, 2010
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Move, People, Move

Why can’t people move the hell out of my way? Last night at work, the show had more performers than there were audience members. There were about 525,600 singers and …
The Bitchy Waiter March 25, 2010
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Smile, Darn Ya, Smile

On those days here in New York City where it’s sunny and mild and the birds are singing and the daffodils are blooming, it sure makes it hard to drag …
The Bitchy Waiter March 24, 2010
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