Almost Famous

I worked a really slow shift a couple of days ago and it took a lot of effort to keep my eyes open. Seriously, I practically had to pull the …
The Bitchy Waiter March 16, 2010
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Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore

Enough time has passed since I spoke of my true love The Brady Bunch and I must revisit that classic series. I am thinking back to episode #83, “Goodbye, Alice, …
The Bitchy Waiter March 12, 2010
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I Need a Drink

We all have regulars who come in all the time and we welcome them with open arms and warm greetings. Unless of course they are really annoying and in that …
The Bitchy Waiter March 11, 2010
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Who All Gets Tipped These Days?

As a tipped employee who only makes a mere hourly pittance, is anyone else sick to death of the fucking tip jars at every possible place? Now I get it …
The Bitchy Waiter March 10, 2010
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Rolling Silverware Really Bites

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows what a roll-up is and I ain’t talking about the fruit kind. I’m talking about the silverware that gets “rolled up” into …
The Bitchy Waiter March 6, 2010
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