Yum-O, Delish, EVOO, BITCH

I often think of things that I want to write about but the idea may slide into a hidden recess of my brain and never resurface again. It sometimes takes …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2010
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I Don’t Need Help Wiping My Ass

As much as I write about the overall crappiness of waiting tables, I think I may have found a service job that ranks even lower than being a slinger of …
The Bitchy Waiter April 19, 2010
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The Wonders of Craigslist

The Bitchy Waiter needs a new job. Or an additional job. Working only two days a week is fine when things are busy, but when it’s slow it ain’t cuttin’ …
The Bitchy Waiter April 16, 2010
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Vacation’s All She Ever Wanted

This lady came in the other day and she’s always a little bit of a pain in the ass. Just because she’s a semi-regular, she thinks that she deserves special …
The Bitchy Waiter April 11, 2010
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Ding Dong, That Munchkin’s Dead

This is totally un-waiter related but important nonetheless. You know the Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz that says “As coroner I must aver, I thouroughly examined her, and she’s …
The Bitchy Waiter April 11, 2010
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