A Response to “Foreigners Don’t Tip”

When I wrote about how many times foreigners don’t tip, I expected plenty of response from other waiters who were like, “no shit, Sherlock.” Sorry, foreigners, it’s true. A few …
The Bitchy Waiter August 17, 2010
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McDonald’s/Road Rage

Have we all seen this crazy fucking McDonald’s addict who loses her shit when she finds out she can’t get McNuggets? Supposebly, she was there before 10:30 in the morning …
The Bitchy Waiter August 16, 2010
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Dear Bitchy Waiter,I need your advice. I have just left my usual spot after receiving half-ass drinks all night from the bartender with the lovely face and ample bosom. After …
The Bitchy Waiter August 16, 2010
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Rise and Shine, Bitchy Waiter

Oh it’s so early for me to be up. How do people wake up at the crack of ass to serve breakfast? Not being a morning person (or afternoon person …
The Bitchy Waiter August 14, 2010
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Knit One, Pearl Two

I went out to dinner Thursday night for some much needed organic hamburger action and Berry Cosmos. I chowed down on that burger but used a fork and knife because …
The Bitchy Waiter August 13, 2010
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