Knit One, Pearl Two

I went out to dinner Thursday night for some much needed organic hamburger action and Berry Cosmos. I chowed down on that burger but used a fork and knife because …
The Bitchy Waiter August 13, 2010
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Foreigners Don’t Tip

Let me start out by apologizing to anyone who may be from Europe or some other country where it is not customary to tip your server. But some of you …
The Bitchy Waiter August 12, 2010
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My First Day Back Didn’t Suck

Last night was my first shift back to work and taking drinks to people in return for tips. Nine whole weeks have passed since I have handled any cocktail that …
The Bitchy Waiter August 11, 2010
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Am I Famous Yet?

Since I am currently a full-time actor (for one more day) and I was recognized the other day while buying ice cream on Main Street, I thought I would rehash …
The Bitchy Waiter August 7, 2010
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