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Customer Expects Waitress to Clean Up Puke

Thank you to my friend Fran for sending me this ridiculous screenshot of a Facebook status that some entitled parent named Curt wrote. I guess the parent took their kid …

The Bitchy Waiter June 24, 2013

Paula Deen Falls From Grace Into a Vat of Oleo

Oh, Paula, you hurt me. You hurt me real bad. Deep down in the bottom of my soul, there is a dried up butter packet that used to be my …

The Bitchy Waiter June 22, 2013

I Told the Bartender Everything-and Then Threw Up

Hey, remember when I worked for The Restaurant That Shall Not Be Named? Those were good times I had working with Holly Hobbie, Linda Evans, Porcelain Doll and Lispy Gay. …

The Bitchy Waiter June 20, 2013

Old People Like Decaf

Ahh, old people: you can’t live with ’em, you can’t hold a pillow over their face until they silently drift off to a better place. Don’t get me wrong, I …

The Bitchy Waiter June 18, 2013

Cosmos and Huffington Post Live

Huffington Post Live lowered their standards this week and asked me to be a guest on one of their live web-cam shows. The topic was about tipping and how it …

The Bitchy Waiter June 12, 2013

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