Rest in Peace, Jean Stapleton

We lost a cultural icon this weekend when Jean Stapleton died in her New York City home at the age of 90. How does this have anything to do with …

Does Anyone Still Wear a Hat?

“Excuse me, young man,” asks an elderly gentleman. “But do you have a hat check?” “I’m sorry, what?” I say. “A hat check. Is there a girl I can leave …

Happy Bitchday

On this day many decades ago, a very pregnant woman went into a restaurant. Although her delivery date was only days away, the the temptation for one last meal out …

Is Good Head

I always arrive to work knowing there is a shift meal waiting for me. Most of the time, I eat before I get there in case the meal is something …