Sloppy Drunk Red Meat Sex

Okay, this post did not do well the first time it went up so it can hardly be considered a “Best of Bitchy Waiter.” However, I really liked it and …

iPhones Are Not Toys

“Hello,” said the lady as she pushed her stroller back into the restaurant about ten minutes after leaving it. “We lost our iPhone, did anyone turn it in?” Her husband …

Sorry, Kevin. I Can’t Work For You.

We in the world of restaurants are used to working varied schedules each week. For many of us, our days off are different each time the schedule is posted and …