The Bitchy Waiter

Having been a waiter since the dawn of time, it is very difficult for me to go into a restaurant and completely enjoy myself. Too often, I am watching to …

This summer has been a tough one for this old waiter. Lots of things went down, both planned and non-planned, that required me to take a lot of days off …

Famous people live by their own set of rules. I don’t believe it’s necessarily because they are all horrible people but because they live in a bubble where people never …

I get it, Guy at Table 5. You don’t like cigarette smoke, but chill the fuck out. Look, it’s a really nice night outside and seeing that we only have …