Don’t Mess With the Texan

One of our regulars came into the restaurant last week and plopped her scrubs-wearing ass down at the bar and settled in for her night. She likes to to talk …

Bitchy Waiter Contest. With Prizes.

It’s been far too long since I have put together any kind of contest for all the Bitchy Waiters out there, but the time has come. The good folks at …

Dessert Connoisseur or Hungry?

I have two serving jobs. One is in a restaurant and the other is in a music venue where I mostly serve cocktails. At the club, we do have a …