Is This The Worst Man on Yelp?
Ladies and gentleman, please allow me to introduce to you Paul C. who likes to go to Yelp and insult food service workers. On his most recent visit to a …
March 1, 2016
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March 1, 2016
An Open Letter to My Regular Who Never Remembers My Name
Dear Mary, I am able to refer to you by your name because I have been waiting on you for almost five years now. You and your husband are my …
February 29, 2016
“Our Finest White Zinfandel”
Two women are sitting at Booth 3, presumably on a “Girls Night Out.” Under the misleading idea that wearing all black would be slimming and that sequins class things up, …
February 27, 2016
How To Shut Down a Bad Reviewer in 8 Words
These days, if you’re going to post a bad review online about your most recent restaurant visit, you better be prepared for the aftermath. Sure, maybe you will post it …
February 26, 2016
4 Times It’s Alright to Not Give a Fuck
Time and time again, we have it drilled into our heads that we servers are there to satisfy every whim and need that our customers may come up with. Yes, …
February 25, 2016