In case you didn’t know it already, the lemons at restaurants are sometimes disgusting little pieces of fruit. And believe me, I know all about disgusting little fruits.
Someone did a study on how dirty the lemon wedges are at several restaurants. I hope they didn’t spend too much time and money on this study, because they could have called me and gotten the same results:
Scientist: So, Bitchy Waiter, would you say the lemon wedges at restaurants are relatively clean?
BW: Fuck, no. Those things are disgusting little pieces of fruit.