Thank you to everyone who sent me the video of the most kick ass waitress in all the land. She lives somewhere in Russia and when one of her customers tried some monkey business with her, she reached back into the USSR and cold-cocked him. “You don’t know how lucky you are!” she screamed at him because according to the video, she looks tough enough to babushka his ass right back into the cold war.
It’s not surprising that the waitress stood up to this asshole, but what is surprising is how everyone there seems only concerned with how he is after she knocks him down. No one bothers to see if she is okay. Even her co-worker ignores her and runs behind the bar to get the “victim” some ice or a towel or something. Several men rush in to attend to their fallen comrade and help him up and out of the bar. Meanwhile, Russian Waitress is all, “Somebody needs to call der kommissar because I was just assaulted. Ummm, hello?”
Russian Waitress, you’re my hero of the week. You are taking names and kicking ass and if anyone is going to give you any shit, you’re all, “do svidaniya, bitch. Let me introduce your face to my menu.” You know that tough bitch Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle? She ain’t got nothing on you.
HC
Fake
http://www.grubstreet.com/2015/05/waitress-smackdown-fake.html
James
“I’m surprised he didn’t break apart and a bunch of Russian nesting dolls didn’t come tumbling put of him.”
Ha! That was awesome!
Penny Nickl
My hands were full and a guy grabbed my boob, I kicked him so hard I thought he was going to cry. Then I barred him from coming in when I worked. He never came back on my shift.
Ciara
That guy deserved what he got to be perfectly honest
April
That ass deserved everything she gave him plus more. Servers are still people! they are not there for you to drunkenly (or soberly!) grope, pinch, touch, hit on, etc. I’ve never been groped, but I had to threaten to call police to remove a man who would not stop hitting on me, being sexually suggestive, and extremely graphic about what he wanted to do to me. I was 6 months pregnant!
Anonymous
Some guy grabbed my hand and licked it once. It was horrible…