2019 - The Bitchy Waiter

A Comment on Comments – “Go Kill Yourself” Edition

Once upon a time, this blog was filled with more personal stories about my daily goings on and my personal emotions that washed over me each day while I took …

The Bitchy Waiter December 25, 2019

Holiday Gift Ideas for the Server in Your Life

With the holidays sneaking up on us like a customer trying to be all stealthy and slip into our restaurant two minutes before we close, it’s time to think about …

The Bitchy Waiter December 20, 2019

Server Tells Boss Exactly How She Feels

There isn’t one person who is reading this blog right now who hasn’t dreamed of quitting their job in some kind of epic fashion. Last year, a Walmart employee quit …

The Bitchy Waiter December 19, 2019

How To F*ck With a Phisher

As anyone who reads this blog knows, I can be a little bit of a bitch. Even if you’ve never read this blog, the title alone should be a good …

The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2019

Allergic to Too Much

Hostess: Thank you for calling Doug’s Donuts Diner, can I help you? Man: Yeah, I’d like to make a reservation for two this Friday night. Hostess: Absolutely, sir. It would …

The Bitchy Waiter December 2, 2019

Dad is Upset With Olive Garden Because He’s a Lazy Parent

If there is anything that really grinds my gears, it’s when a restaurant customer bases their tip on something that has absolutely nothing to do with the server. Case in …

The Bitchy Waiter December 1, 2019

How to Summon a Restaurant Manager

This might be the most valuable piece of information you will see all day.

The Bitchy Waiter November 29, 2019

Tucker Carlson Asked to Leave Applebee’s

FOX News personality Tucker Carlson and his wife Janice were caught by the paparazzi earlier this week slipping out of an Alexandria, Virginia Applebee’s after allegedly taking advantage of a …

The Bitchy Waiter November 6, 2019

Never Throw a Blender at a Customer

Anyone who works in the service industry has probably come close to losing their temper and going off on a customer. Let’s face it, it can be hard to keep …

The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2019

Year: 2019