You Can Live Stream The Bitchy Waiter Show

Not to beat a dead horse, but I need to let you know that my live stage show is happening in just over a week on Sunday, April 22nd. It’s 85 minutes of me singing, bitching and drinking about my life in an apron and I’m pretty sure you will love it. The theater seats 120 people and it is sold out, bitches. However, since I know there are plenty of people who don’t live close enough to New York City to be able to drop what they are doing to come and see me stand on a stage and drink cocktails, I have decided to live stream it.

That’s right, you can watch my show from the comfort of your own home. I have it all set up and now all I need to do is to make sure people actually watch it. You can click here to sign into the website and pre-purchase a ticket. The website requires you to use their currency which are called “notes.” (I don’t know why they want to make it more complicated than it needs to be, but they did.) Each note is ten cents, so $5 buys you 50 notes, which just happens to be the suggested price of my show. And yes, they take Pay Pal and credit cards. So all you have to do is buy your ticket to the show and then sit your ass in front of a computer or cell phone on Sunday, April 22nd at 7:30 EST and you can see my show. I went all out using eight different cameras and editing, so it’s basically gonna look like an episode of The Voice.

The people who are seeing the show live had to pay $15 dollars for a ticket and they are required to order two beverages while they are there, so watching it online is way cheaper. And you don’t have to worry about getting a good view or even putting on clothes.
Please watch so that I know I didn’t waste money on this live streaming idea. I am used to wasting money on tequila and vodka, but not on technology, so please help me know that it was worth it. I promise you will laugh and you might even see the softer side of bitch during the show. I can’t wait to do the show!


And here is a little sample of what to expect:


  1. Kiwi
  2. Nyoka the Jungle Girl

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