Did anyone else watch the Top Chef finale last night? For me, it was all about the waiters. There are plenty of spoilers below, so if you have not watched the season finale between Nick and Nina, stay clear.
I watched it and there were some pretty awkward moments in it and I am not just talking about when Padma slinked out of the sea like a mermaid with newfound legs and did a whole segment in her bikini while dripping wet. I mean, really, Padma, what was the point of that? Yes, we all know you have a rocking hot body, but we don’t need to see your tits hanging out in order to decide who can make a better panna cotta.
I love the show but last night my heart went out to the unsung heroes of the episode, those servers who had to be on the top of their game when the two finalists, Nicholas Elmi and Nina Compton, had to develop a pop-up restaurant. Of course the finalists are placed in some other highly successful restaurant for a day and use it as their own which means that the staff is going to get used as well. Imagine those servers who are at work doing the same job they do every day and suddenly they have TV cameras in their faces and a Top Chef finalist who is really really stressed out.
Throughout the season, I always liked Nina. She never lost her cool, made consistently good food and always seemed likable. Nick, on the other other hand, always looked like a big ball of stress about to come unwound at any moment. He pissed people off, yelled at them and was very nearly eliminated from the show at least two or three times. When it came time for Nick and Nina to explain to the servers how they needed “their restaurants” run, Nina seemed professional and stern but still friendly. Nick was a dick. A big veiny puss-filled dick with chlamydia scabs who berated his staff and lost his cool and all I could think was, “those poor servers.”
Think about it: they are at work just like they are every day. One day, they find out that Top Chef is going to be filming the finale at their restaurant. “Oh, cool,” they think. “That’ll be fun!” But you know there are at least a couple of servers on staff who are thinking, “So what do I get out of it?” That would be me. I don’t want to go to work and have to do everything differently and learn a new menu for one day just so I can help someone I don’t even fucking know win $125,000 from Healthy Choice. That would piss me off. It seemed to piss of Nick’s servers too. He was obnoxious and annoying, consistently belittling his staff and forgetting that for all of them, it was just another day in paradise at their restaurant job. My favorite moment on the show was when he yelled at his expeditor and she gave him a look that said, “Ummm, I don’t really give a shit if you win or not. It’s my Monday and I just want to go home and take a bong hit.” Nick is that boss that says “please” and “thank you” but never ever means it.
A few minutes later, Nick lets the shit hit the fan. Since this is Top Chef we’re talking about, it wasn’t just any shit. It was an organic and locally sourced shit that had been pureed with truffle oil and white asparagus and garnished with lightly toasted sunflower seeds. Fancy shit, but still shit. Enjoy. After a server informs him that Table 9 has not received their first course yet and he is already plating the second one, he lets loose with his true feelings. “Godammit!” he yells as he slams the table.
Those poor servers on Top Chef… from The Bitchy Waiter on Vimeo.
Fast forward a couple of hours and Nick is named the Top Chef, despite him clearly being an asshole to his staff, because everyone who works in a restaurant knows that we don’t have quite enough asshole chefs yet. When the winner is announced, Nina gives him a sincere hug and Nick can now focus on his future of becoming a restaurant owner that treats his staff like crap. Way to go, Top Chef! Maybe next time you can consider personality a little bit instead of just food. The judges kept saying how close of a decision it was, but I guess manners don’t matter in the Top Chef kitchen. You can be a total douchebag but as long as you season your fish correctly, you can be huge success. Oh, wait. Nick never seasoned his fish correctly. Not once in the whole season. Nina was robbed.
shanti
I thought Nina should won…Shes the sort of person who would be a pleasure to work with not like rude wanker Nick..bet hes been known to throw a pot or two.. no wonder his last restaurant didn’t re-employ him after the ownership takeover… I love Hugh even more after calling him out for that
Karma Girl
Take into consideration how much “reality” there is in reality TV. It’s possible the entire thing was scripted to make Nick look like a gigantic douchebag. That said, if I were a customer at Nick’s restaurant and I heard all that screaming, I would never come back again. His professionalism (or lack thereof) should have been taken into consideration. If he won, it was because they were looking for someone with a fiery (douchy) personality. They were looking for controversy. They were looking for ratings. As far as I’m concerned, if it’s not about the food and the presentation, it shouldn’t be on Food Network.
Tipsykit
Top Chef is on Bravo, not Food Network…
sally
I’m done with Top Chef after this season because Nina was TOTALLY robbed. Nick must be sucking Tom Colicchio’s dick.
SkippyMom
You can’t be a top chef if you treat your staff like that. Jeez Louise indeed.
I am glad I didn’t watch this [season] episode because if there are two things I despise it’s Padma’s need to never wear sleeves [yes, we KNOW you have a scar, yes, we see it – but it is mid winter everywhere – wear a fucking Armani jacket already] and have it taken to a new level of “LOOK AT ME” in a bikini – and chefs who are douchecanoes.
Tim sounds like A #1.
Another show bites the dust.
Julie
Hugh was the only judge who commented on Nick’s poor treatment of the staff. Did none of the other judges care??
anne marie in philly
WHY in the hell do women feel they HAVE to show their tits to everyone? cover them saggy baggy puppies up; no one cares. as a woman, I think it looks slutty on others of my gender. it’s what you DON’T show that counts.
as for the chef, I don’t watch tv, but I DO know the winner is a philly guy. FTW!