The Clean and Melodramatic Lemon
It has been said in the past that some of the fruit in restaurants may not be as clean as it should be. Or clean at all. Particularly lemons which …
March 4, 2011
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Year: 2011
March 4, 2011
Incomplete Parties Piss Me Off
You know what I hate? I mean other than babies, Holly Hobbie and bathroom attendants. I hate incomplete parties who sit in my station and act annoyed that I am …
March 3, 2011
I Drank Five Mojitos
I went out to dinner the other day and found myself in a Cuban restaurant. I don’t know much about that country other than they make cigars, Fidel Castro lives …
March 2, 2011
Shove a Pancake in My Mouth
Get out the Aunt Jemima and powdered sugar, because today is National Fucking Pancake Day, bitches. You know I am all about National Pancake Day since my whole life revolves …
March 1, 2011
Waiter in Training
Training for a new restaurant job sucks ass. It just does. Especially when you have been a hash-slinging waitress for as long as I have. I feel like I have …
February 28, 2011
One Stinky Lady at Table 3
In keeping with my pledge to refer to certain customers as characters from 1970’s and 1980’s television shows, I would like to discuss one “Mary Ann” who comes in on …
February 27, 2011
Who Really Gives A Crap?
Sometimes it’s not easy to think of something to write about and then lo and behold, I look in my inbox and someone has sent me a story that cries …
February 26, 2011
Thou Shall Not Blog (Just Kidding)
You may recall that I was hoping to start a new job soon. Well, I did a few of weeks ago and I am being very careful about blogging because …
February 25, 2011
I Confess: I Am a Pig
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Why is it that every time I go to Texas, I fall back into my old habit of eating whatever I want and …
February 25, 2011