Don’t Touch Me
I was touched inappropriately at work last night and I am not talking in a good way. It was a very busy night and I was making the rounds to …
February 13, 2011
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Year: 2011
February 13, 2011
The Comeback (To Work)
I have been released from the hounds of fury who hath come upon me and swaddled me in their sickness and filth. After three days of a stomach virus the …
February 12, 2011
Fuck Cupid
Valentine’s weekend has arrived, so dust of your single red roses and chocolate candy in the heart box. I have been invited to participate in a Valentine’s Day Round Robin …
February 11, 2011
I Wish I Was on vacation
This is a re-post. I am sick. Like I have the fever and the vomiting and all that lovely crap. So I dragged myself from the couch and took a …
February 10, 2011
Possibly the Most Disgusting Thing You’ll Ever Read
Last month at a New Mexico grocery store called the Sunflower Market, a woman got a free tasting sample that had something in it that she had not bargained for. …
February 8, 2011
We Have a Winner!
After literally minutes and minutes of tabulating the dozens of votes, a winner has been determined for the International Pity-Bait Day. Striking just the right chord of ambiguity, humor and …
February 8, 2011
Hello Sir…Or Madam…Or…Uh…
Remember that character from Saturday Night Live that was named Pat? No one was ever sure if it was a guy or a girl and every sketch was about people …
February 7, 2011
Dear Bitchy Waiter
It has been far too long since I have answered a question but today is the day. Also, since it’s Super Bowl Sunday, I know that nobody is reading this …
February 6, 2011
I Wanna be a Wino
It has been well established that I am a big fan of the cocktail. Why just last night I decided that I would ignore my hacking cough, post nasal drip …
February 5, 2011