Rock Me Like A Hurricane
In case you live under a pile of dirty sugar caddies, you probably have heard that New York City is bracing itself for Hurricane Irene that will cunt punch us …
August 27, 2011
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Year: 2011
August 27, 2011
The 411 on the #2
In an ongoing effort to keep this blog classy, today I have chosen a topic of discussion that will elevate our forum to a new level of taste and decorum: …
August 27, 2011
Cater Waiters Unite
I don’t know this band and I am not shamelessly promoting my own video (for once) but someone sent it to me and it needed to be shared. I have …
August 25, 2011
Earthquakes and Hurricanes
I don’t know if you have heard, but the end of the world is on its way. No, I am not talking about the rapture that was supposed to happen …
August 25, 2011
Tequila on the 16th Floor
Yesterday in New York City was one of those stellar days of weather where I can actually fool myself into believing that this really is the best city in the …
August 24, 2011
Two Bimbos From Queens Walk Into a Bar…
“What are we gonna do tonight?” asked Carla as she lined her left eye with the Ultraflesh Black Magic Eyeliner that she bought at the dollar bin at Ricky’s Beauty …
August 20, 2011
A Comment on Comments
Someone done crawled up in my asshole and pissed me off and now I get to write my favorite kind of posting of all, a comment on comments. In response …
August 19, 2011
Dumb Ass at Table Four
We all hate customers who forget to leave their signed credit card slip thereby ensuring that we don’t get a tip. It’s annoying and I am not 100% certain that …
August 18, 2011
Swimmin’ Pools, Movie Stars
The flight from New York to Los Angeles is a long one even under the best of circumstances. Normally, I am one of the few people who can actually enjoy …
August 16, 2011