Month: September 2010

I can’t write today because I picked up this really odd job for three days where I will be selling really expensive jewelry at a convention center. God bless Craigslist. …

Speaking of things getting in your way, what is it with people who bring impossibly awkward items into a restaurant and then demanding that we find a place to put …

There is some new Bitchy Waiter necklaces up for sale on my Etsy page. Take a peek. See if you like anything. And if you don’t like them, you don’t …

You know I work in a music venue where everyone is required to have two drinks while there for the performance, right? And most people understand that and are fine …

Dear Bitchy Waiter,I am sixteen weeks pregnant and couldn’t be happier. Well, except for one thing…I never realized how rude people really are. I was raised to believe if you …

Since I pissed of so many vegetarians a few weeks ago, I thought I would offer this video as an apology. I will be going to dinner tonight at a …