Category: i hate kids

I’m Freakin’ Sophisticated

Last night I decided to class my ass up a bit and went to a wine and cheese bar. After getting over the initial shock that a wine and cheese …
The Bitchy Waiter December 10, 2010
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Get That Shit Outta My Way

Speaking of things getting in your way, what is it with people who bring impossibly awkward items into a restaurant and then demanding that we find a place to put …
The Bitchy Waiter September 20, 2010
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For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)

While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with unruly children. The picture …
The Bitchy Waiter July 26, 2010
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I Hate Kids, Part 525,600

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …
The Bitchy Waiter July 20, 2010
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The Great White Bitchy Waiter

As I have mentioned before, I am not waiting tables right now but that certainly does not mean I can’t find things to bitch about. As The Bitchy Waiter, I …
The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2010
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I Hate Kids, Part 378

Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants and …
The Bitchy Waiter June 26, 2010
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