Since it’s Sunday today and so many Christians are headed to church to remind everyone how pure, chaste and good they are, I thought it was a good time to write about what one Christian did to her gay waitress last week in crappy ol’ North Carolina. As you may know, North Carolina’s governor, Pat McCrory signed a bill last month that prevents cities in that crappy ol’ state from passing anti-discrimination provisions that would protect the rights of gay, lesbian and transgender people. Basically, it makes it alright to discriminate, so yeah for North Carolina for being so goddamn shitty.
Anyhoo, a waitress named Alexandra Judd was doing her job of serving brunch at Zada Jane’s Corner cafe when she got a credit card receipt that, instead of having a tip, had a “lev 20.13” and the words “praying for you.” Oh, and Alexandra is gay. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the Bible, Leviticus 20.13 states: “if a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.” Basically, this good, Christian woman stiffed her server and suggested that she should be put to death because of who she happens to love.
There are so many things wrong with this, the least of which is that the server was stiffed. Whether this woman, whose identity is unknown because Alexandra wisely crossed out the bigot’s name, cares for gay people or not is no reason to financially punish her waitress. And even though it’s been a while since I have been to church, I’m pretty sure that Jesus preached love and tolerance and all that, so who is this bitch to make the call on the way someone lives their life?
This woman obviously cherry picks verses in the bible to argue her point, but if she would have read just a few more pages of her precious bible, she would have found some other quotes that maybe she should pay the fuck attention to:
Leviticus 11:7 “And the swine, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. Of their flesh you shall not eat, and their carcasses you shall not touch; they are unclean to you.” I hope this bitch didn’t eat any fucking bacon with her omelette or she is going to be joining this gay waitress in the fiery depths of hell.
Leviticus 11:9: “Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is an abomination to you.” I hope this bitch didn’t eat a crab cake at brunch because if she did she done pissed off God.
Leviticus 19:19: “Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.” I hope this bitch wasn’t wearing a cotton-poly blend top that she bought at Target last week.
Leviticus 19:18 “Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.” This bitch needs to go back to Sunday school and read her Bible again, because she missed the whole point of it.
It’s great and all that she will be praying for Alexandra, but maybe she should be praying for herself because she she just let God know that she is the worst Christian in the world. And when she shows up at the Pearly gates, God’s gonna be all, “Yeah you might wanna look at Leviticus 19:18 again, lady. Buh bye.”