The Happiest Waiter in the World
I seem to have gotten a lot of emails and comments of late that all have the same tone: “if all you do is bitch about your job, why don’t …
February 27, 2014
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Month: February 2014
February 27, 2014
Why Waiters Say and Do What They Say and Do
Every server has his or her “go-to” book of phrases and actions for every diner. Some customers might not understand why we are asking certain questions or saying and doing …
February 26, 2014
Who the Hell Steals Tip Jars? This Lady, That’s Who.
As if living on tips isn’t hard enough, now we have to look out for women who are stealing tip jars from restaurants. In Westport, Connecticut, police arrested 44 year-old …
February 25, 2014
An Open Letter to the Lady Who Stole All Our Tea
Dear Lady at Table 18, Where did all the tea go? You asked for hot tea and so I brought out the little caddy that has all the different tea …
February 24, 2014
Putting the Pee in Pizza Hut
Have you ever worked with a manager who you thought was lazy? Could he have possibly been as bad as the unnamed manager of a Pizza Hut who was too …
February 20, 2014
Restaurant Owner Turns Away Kids, Becomes My Hero
Calling all entitled parents who believe their children should be allowed to do anything and everything their little hearts desire: a restaurant in Harlem might not want your little snot-nosed …
February 19, 2014
Food in Beard. Do You Tell Them?
While at work last week, I came across one of those scenarios where I wasn’t sure what to do. Table 2 has a cute young couple at it and they …
February 18, 2014
The Worst Thing About Being Part of a Large Party
There are a few things in this world that make my skin crawl: Snakes. I grew up in the country where Coral snakes and Copperheads lived under the same woodpile …
February 17, 2014
7 Things to NOT Say in a Restaurant on Valentine’s Day
It’s February 14th. For some of us, we know it as Florence Henderson’s birthday, but for others it is Valentine’s Day. It’s that day when couples forget about everything that …
February 14, 2014