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If You Saw Me on the Today Show, This Post is For You

Yes, this is a blog post specifically for the millions of people who may have seen me on the Today Show with Megyn Kelly this morning and more specifically for …

The Bitchy Waiter October 12, 2017

The 22 Ways Table 28 Annoyed Me During Restaurant Week

It’s Restaurant Week in my Queens neighborhood and I just had my ass handed to me on a tray. Unsurprisingly, the tray hadn’t been wiped down in two weeks and …

The Bitchy Waiter October 11, 2017

This Week in Stupid 1-Star Reviews

The folks who work at Trattoria Amici in Glendale, CA are, no doubt, trying to pull themselves out of a deep depression after learning that Chef H. and his …

The Bitchy Waiter October 10, 2017

We Don’t Want Your Notes

Enough with the stupid fucking notes scrawled out onto bev naps, customers. We don’t want them, nor do we need them. And the notes we hate the most are the …

The Bitchy Waiter October 5, 2017

An Open Letter to Customers Ordering the $1 Margarita at Applebee’s

Dear Applebee’s Customer, October is upon us and Halloween is rapidly approaching. As we near the the 31st of the month and are surrounded by frightening witches, spooky goblins and …

The Bitchy Waiter October 4, 2017

You Don’t Get a Refund Because You Changed Your Mind

It seems like only last week that I was making fun of a stupid 1-star review, yet here we are again. (Full disclosure: I did this last week, but it’ …

The Bitchy Waiter October 3, 2017

This Week’s Stupid 1-Star Review is from Kai

As you well know, I quite enjoy finding stupid 1-star reviews on Yelp or Facebook and using those reviews as teaching opportunities*. Today’s teachable moment comes from a diner named …

The Bitchy Waiter September 28, 2017

Pumpkin Spice is Now a Law and No One Knows About It

With autumn officially several days old, there is a new law that goes into effect on October 1, that many restaurants do not know about it and it could end …

The Bitchy Waiter September 26, 2017

Woman Bitten By Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse

Well the big news of the week (other than major hurricanes, earthquakes and various natural disasters, North Korea inching closer to annihilating the rest of the world, President Trump going …

The Bitchy Waiter September 25, 2017

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