Category: bitch

Word of the Day

I never ever post two things in one day so don’t get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the …

Dear Lady at Table 32,

Here is a brief list of all things I wanted to say to Table 32 a few days ago: Do you really need to be reseated that many times in …

Just Pay the Damn Check

You know, I don’t give a shit who pays for the fucking check. It does not matter to me (or any other waiter) who paid last, who owes whom, who’s …

This is why people should tip

I think everyone should be a waiter for six months of their lives. It would make the world a much better place, I just know it. Most people have never …

Babies suck

So many mothers have this sense of fucking entitlement like she is the first woman to ever push a baby out of her Sweet Potato Pie Hole. It’s been happening …