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These People Are Selling Their Hair As “Free Meal Tokens”

Hair in the food happens. We don’t plan it and we don’t like for it to happen and, nine times out of ten, it’s the customer’s own hair. No matter …
The Bitchy Waiter May 22, 2016
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Mother’s Day Brawl Proves It’s the Worst Day of the Year for Servers

Forgive me for being a little tardy to the party on this one, but this Mother’s Day story needs to be shared. At a Japanese restaurant in Atlanta, Georgia, a …
The Bitchy Waiter May 19, 2016
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Denny’s Customer Arrested For Toast Fiasco

I’m pretty sure that anyone who rolls into a Denny’s at 2:00 AM has probably already done their fair share of drinking that night. After all, once you’ve sucked down …
The Bitchy Waiter May 17, 2016
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Rich, Famous Person Treats Restaurant Staff Like Crap

The most recent case of “Celebrities Behaving Badly” features actress Ruby Rose, best known (only known…) from Orange Is the New Black where she played Stella. According to newspaper reports, …
The Bitchy Waiter May 17, 2016
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A Comment on Comments; the “20-Top No-Show” Video Edition

Last week, I wrote a blog post called “An Open Letter to the Party of 20 Who Didn’t Show Up.” Someone asked that we bend the rules and let them …
The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2016
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