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An Open Letter to The Christians Who Leave “Christian Stuff” For Tips

Dear Christians Who Tip Your Servers With Christian Stuff, Stop it. You’re giving your religion a bad name and there are enough people who do that already. If you go …
The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2016
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What To Do When Children Are in Danger at the Zoo or Restaurant

By now, we have all heard about the tragic incident at the Cincinnati Zoo that resulted in a 17-year-old, 400-pound silverback gorilla named Harambe being shot and killed after a …
The Bitchy Waiter May 31, 2016
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Here’s What Your Server is Really Thinking When You Tell Him It’s Your Birthday

Have you ever gone into a restaurant on your birthday and expected special treatment? Maybe you thought the red carpet should be rolled out for you and the owner should …
The Bitchy Waiter May 29, 2016
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An Open Letter to The Pet Rabbit This Leftover Salad Must Have Been For

Dear Pet Rabbit, I hope you enjoyed the leftover baby arugula salad that your owner brought home for you tonight. Well, I guess I am assuming that he brought home …
The Bitchy Waiter May 26, 2016
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This is NOT a Good Reason for a 1-Star Review

Every once in a while, I go to Yelp and read some reviews so I can remind myself that humanity can be rather dreadful. So many people look at Yelp …
The Bitchy Waiter May 25, 2016
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