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An Open Letter to the Parents Who Left a Dirty Diaper at a Table

Dear Shitty Parents, In what world is it alright to ball up a diaper that is full of baby poop and leave it on the table of a restaurant? Forgive …

The Bitchy Waiter August 2, 2016

This Woman Had a Very Trying Time at TGI Fridays

Every couple of weeks or so, I scroll through the Facebook pages of various restaurants to see if there are any commenters who are in need of my advice or …

The Bitchy Waiter July 28, 2016

Woman Claims Sexual Assault for Asinine Reason

A woman named Isabelle Lassiter and her family went to have dinner at a hibachi restaurant in Tennessee and ended up having a miserable time when she was “sexually assaulted” …

The Bitchy Waiter July 27, 2016

Woman Eats Own Hand at Diner

An elderly woman in Amboy, Indiana is in stable condition after reportedly eating her own hand while at a restaurant. Reports say that Ruby Thomas, 84, was at a local …

The Bitchy Waiter July 26, 2016

When One of Your Regulars Dies

I arrive to work and the first thing my manager tells me is, “Did you hear that Morgan died?” “Who’s Morgan?” I ask. “The man who comes in all the …

The Bitchy Waiter July 25, 2016

More Exciting News About “We’re So Dead”

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