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Woman Pens Note of Correction for Typo in Restaurant Ad

Here’s to the lady who won’t be lunching at a certain restaurant because of a typo in a newspaper ad for the eatery. We don’t know, in fact, if it …
The Bitchy Waiter December 15, 2017
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Baptist Preacher Explains How to Avoid a Gay Waiter

As many of you know, I don’t take kindly to people who can’t accept the sexuality of someone else and feel the need to denounce that person for being gay. …
The Bitchy Waiter December 13, 2017
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I Hate the People Who Take Both Credit Card Receipts

Dear Customers Who Take Both Copies of the Credit Card Receipt, Stop doing that. Maybe you don’t know what happens when you absentmindedly walk out with the customer copy as …
The Bitchy Waiter December 11, 2017
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An Update on the IHOP Waitress Who Pulled a Knife on Her Customers

Way back in May of this year, I wrote a story about a waitress at an IHOP on Long Island who was arrested for pulling a knife on some customers …
The Bitchy Waiter December 10, 2017
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I Got the Recipe for Applebee’s $1 Long Island Iced Teas

Across the country, customers are settling in to various Applebee’s to take advantage of the $1 Long Island Iced Teas that are being served for the month of December. “What …
The Bitchy Waiter December 7, 2017
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