The Last A**hole Child of the Year
It’s the last day of 2017 and we have discovered our final asshole child of the year: Annabelle. It appears that Annabelle likes two things. She likes hockey and she …
December 31, 2017
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December 31, 2017
The Grinch Who Wanted To Eat At Applebee’s on Christmas
I have a storied past with Applebee’s and they are very often the brunt of jokes. However, when it comes to this blog, nine times out of ten I am …
December 29, 2017
The Worst To-Go Order of 2017
With 2017 about to inhale its last breath and sputter into a distant memory, it’s difficult to think of the one thing that sucked the most out of this year. …
December 27, 2017
9 Annoying Things About the Little Girl at Booth 9
It’s not often that I write about my actual customers anymore since so many of them know about this blog, there is the very real possibility that someone I write …
December 23, 2017
Bill O’Reilly Has Some Restaurant Advice For Everyone
Noted asshole and unemployed-newscaster-because-he-got-fired-from-FOX-for-sexual-assault-accusations, Bill O’Reilly tweets a lot these days. I suppose he has a bit more time on his hands than he used to since he was unceremoniously …
December 21, 2017