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Man Eats Half His Steak and Wants His Money Back. Manager: Nope

  Don’t eat half your steak and then complain that it’s bad to try to get your money back. At least, don’t try it with this manager because he ain’t …
The Bitchy Waiter October 26, 2018
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Why Don’t My Coworkers Send Me Texts Like This?

The Bitchy Waiter October 19, 2018
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Pro Tips From an Ex Red Lobster Server on How to Survive Endless Shrimp

Thank you to Jake Columbo, former Red Lobster sever for this most important of blog posts. Take as many orders for shrimp refills as they will let you when you …
The Bitchy Waiter October 15, 2018
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Woman Has the STUPIDEST Reason for Leaving a Bad Review

There are so many clueless customers wandering about in our world and ending up in our restaurants. Each day, we come across one who is more pea brained than the …
The Bitchy Waiter October 9, 2018
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An Open Letter to a Cheap Woman Named Heather

Dear Heather, I have to hand it to you, because this is a new reason for someone to leave a bad tip: over efficiency. Really? So let me get this …
The Bitchy Waiter October 3, 2018
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