Fight Breaks Out at Waffle House; Welcome to 2019!
The year 2019 is barely three days old, but it’s already the same ol’ dumpster fire that 2018 was. Well, at least that’s the case for a Waffle House in …
January 3, 2019
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January 3, 2019
New Year’s Eve at Olive Garden for $400 Per Person?
It’s New Year’s Eve, that night when all the amateurs come out of the woodwork to binge drink cheap California brut and puke in the new year. I was walking …
December 31, 2018
This Man Was Stuck in a Restaurant Grease Duct for Two Days
A man in California is lucky to be alive after spending two days trapped in a grease duct of a Chinese restaurant. He was trying to break into the restaurant …
December 16, 2018
Someone Did a Study on Restaurant Lemon Wedges (Spoiler Alert: They’re Dirty)
In case you didn’t know it already, the lemons at restaurants are sometimes disgusting little pieces of fruit. And believe me, I know all about disgusting little fruits. Someone did …
December 12, 2018
Five Effective Ways To Keep a Baby From Crying
I often complain about children in restaurants, especially babies who incessantly cry. The only one who should be allowed to cry in a restaurant is me and all the crying …
December 12, 2018