I Am Not An Animal

When I work at the club, there are usually just two servers and a bartender. That’s it. There are not a lot of people “on the floor” most of the …
The Bitchy Waiter December 23, 2009
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What Would You Like in Your Coffee?

Now I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I just don’t “get it” but it seems to me that whether you put half and half or skim milk in your coffee, …
The Bitchy Waiter December 21, 2009
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Bad Credit?? No Credit?? No Problem!

Maybe it’s possible that I have a teeny tiny stripe of vindictiveness within my soul, but when a person’s credit card is declined I get some small bit of pleasure …
The Bitchy Waiter December 18, 2009
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On the Rag

Why is it so freaking hard to find a decent towel to wipe down a table with? Is it that difficult to have towels around? Are towels so fucking valuable …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2009
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Danger: Broken Heart Ahead

So you know, I actually pretty much like my job these days. Of course it does help that I only work two days a week so it makes it a …
The Bitchy Waiter December 16, 2009
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