Romance, Romance

When this was originally posted, a lot of people didn’t like it. It was just me trying to be creative and shit and make it like a romance novel. I …
The Bitchy Waiter January 11, 2010
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Waiter, There’s a Rat in My Soup

When I wrote this post back in the olden days of The Bitchy Waiter (like six months ago), Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were still together. And now, not so …
The Bitchy Waiter January 10, 2010
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Hippo Farts

It’s always nice to re-post about passing gas. Passing gas once is fun, and doing it twice is even better. What Is That Smell??! Have you ever been in a …
The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2010
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Leaving on a Jet Plane

Seeing that I am taking a vacation for a eleven days and may or may not have time to write, I have decided to post some of my favorite postings …
The Bitchy Waiter January 8, 2010
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The Last Bad Tip of 2009

I wanted to write about my last crappy tip of 2009 so that I can finally put that horrid awful year to rest. A few days before Christmas, I went …
The Bitchy Waiter January 6, 2010
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