Where It All Began

I had to re-post about my very first job in a restaurant. It’s where this wonderful attitude all began. I am thinking about writing a book about all the jobs …

Romance, Romance

When this was originally posted, a lot of people didn’t like it. It was just me trying to be creative and shit and make it like a romance novel. I …

Waiter, There’s a Rat in My Soup

When I wrote this post back in the olden days of The Bitchy Waiter (like six months ago), Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were still together. And now, not so …

Hippo Farts

It’s always nice to re-post about passing gas. Passing gas once is fun, and doing it twice is even better. What Is That Smell??! Have you ever been in a …

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Seeing that I am taking a vacation for a eleven days and may or may not have time to write, I have decided to post some of my favorite postings …