Take This Job and Shove It

I believe that it’s apparent that I have had a lot of jobs in the course of my life. For me to move on from one job to the next …

777-PORK

As I was walking past Radio City Music Hall recently, I began to reminisce about my days at the good ol’ crappy ass Houlihan’s which was two blocks away from …

I Can’t Belive It’s Not Butter

When we start a new job, we always find ourselves full of uncertainty and nerves. We worry about whether or not people will like us and will our co-workers be …

Snow Day

There is a fucking blizzard going on outside my apartment right now and people across the eastern seaboard are celebrating the wonder that is Mother Nature. That bitch done graced …

Let Them Eat Steak

There is a hierarchy in the world of waiting tables. The longer you are at a place, the higher up the proverbial totem pole you go. As with all jobs, …