The Bitchy Waiter

The recent article I wrote for CNN’s Eatocracy, 5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Blame the Waiter, generated hundreds of responses with a sharp divide between the “get a real job” comments …

This is the story of a sneaky waiter who used dishonest tactics to increase his check average. Please do not do what this waiter did. Helmut and Inga were about …

As I lead the two customers to Booth 9, I surmise that the booth may be too small to accommodate their rather large frames. They look at it and ask …

Well, file this under “warming the cockles of my tired black heart.” A reader named Whitney sent me an email explaining that a woman came into her station recently and …