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Pumpkin, Pumpkin Everywhere, It Makes Me Want To Puke

Waiter: Hello and welcome to Autumnal Harvest Dining. My name is Tim and I will be your server tonight. Customer: Hi, Tim, thank you. Waiter: May I start you off …

The Bitchy Waiter September 21, 2014

An Open Letter to the Rude Regular Customer

Dear Rude Regular Customer, Why are you always such a bag of douchieness, sir? I have waited on you so many times over the last four years and I have …

The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2014

The Bitchy Waiter Shoe Giveaway

It’s time for a Bitchy Waiter contest with wonderful extravagant prizes! However, since I don’t have any wonderful extravagant prizes, I am going to give away a brand new …

The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2014

Super Rich and Super Famous Person Stiffs Their Server

It seems that another rich celebrity has done his part to make sure that he stays rich by not giving a tip to his server. According to the well-respected news …

The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2014

The One Thing To Remember While Serving Brunch

Very quickly, I just wanted to remind everyone of the one thing they should always remember while serving brunch. No matter how busy you might get or how annoying your …

The Bitchy Waiter September 14, 2014

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