Don’t Touch Your Server, People
This is what I want to do when one of my customers touches me at work.
October 5, 2014
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October 5, 2014
Why Does Anyone Wear a Tie To Wait Tables?
I think it was Shakespeare who wrote this famous line about everyone’s favorite useless article of clothing, the neck tie: To wear, or not to wear, that is the question:Whether …
October 3, 2014
A Comment on Comments: Dan Responds Edition
Last week, I posted a list of “Dan’s Cardinal Sins” that someone had sent me. Being the bitch that I am, I took that list and responded to each and …
September 30, 2014
To That Barefoot Kid At Table 16
Dear Little Boy Who is Running Around the Restaurant in Bare Feet, Your mom is an idiot. If she even knows who your dad is, he is probably an idiot …
September 26, 2014
Two Stories. One Purse. (Get It Off the Floor!!)
Everyone knows that each story has two sides. So often, we only hear one side of the story but today is different. Today is the day that we will know …
September 25, 2014