The Bitchy Waiter

Every article of clothing you wear to work will have at least one stain on it. Your hair will perpetually smell like food. You will never, ever again eat dinner …

In the past two weeks, we have seen two stories about servers that have gone viral because of the awful things that their customers said to them instead of leaving …

  Wow, congratulations. You were born, that’s quite the achievement. Gee, I don’t know anyone else in the entire world who has a birthday except everyone else in the entire …

Checked your phone even though you’re not supposed to have it “on the floor.” Cooled off because the restaurant is so freakin’ hot since every other customer keeps asking for …