Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

It’s One Crowded House Up in Here

Okay, last night was one crazy night up in that place. I was working the final show of a world renown singer who has a career that has spanned 60 …
The Bitchy Waiter October 18, 2010
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Dear Lady at Table 32, I’m Sick

Okay, so I am sick. Sick with sore throat and fever and all that shit. I also have company spending the night with me. And I have to drag my …
The Bitchy Waiter October 17, 2010
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What I Did For Ricki Lake

I have been called a fame whore. If that is what I am because I crave attention, fame, the spotlight, and more attention, then so be it. Have I always …
The Bitchy Waiter October 13, 2010
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We’ll Always be Bosom Buddies

At work the other night a true honest to goodness legend graced my presence and I am completely humbled. As I started to light the candles and get the ice …
The Bitchy Waiter October 12, 2010
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The Dog Was Treated Better Than I Was

I got a really shitty tip last night. Like shitty shitty covered in dog poop kinda shitty. And I was so nice to these people too. Booth one was seated …
The Bitchy Waiter October 11, 2010
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How To Drink for Free For Four Hours

Yesterday a friend of mine scored a pair of tickets to the big fancy Food Network New York Food and Wine Festival. I heard that the tickets were $150 apiece …
The Bitchy Waiter October 9, 2010
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A Comment on Comments

And now for a comment on comments. I suspect that the person who wrote this particular comment had the hope that I would respond in this way. They were right. …
The Bitchy Waiter October 8, 2010
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